Little Jonny on: Survival
Little Jonny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little Jonny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
"Oh?¡° replied the man. "
Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
"No" replied Little Jonny, "he minded his own f*cking business!!"
2007-10-24 01:13:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Johnny is always up to mischief. Thanks very good. lol
2007-10-24 01:15:28 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Little Johnny is funny in jokes, but if he was my kid, I would take him aside and beat him-(not litteraly) a good spanking, but in the jokes his parents probably talk like that anyway.
2007-10-24 11:50:10 · answer #2 · answered by Do you care? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-10-24 12:45:40 · answer #3 · answered by cynicalmako 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2007-10-24 08:17:06 · answer #4 · answered by Akanksha N 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah very good and funny. Another star lol
2007-10-24 08:32:48 · answer #5 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha very good
2007-10-24 08:16:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Johnny is at it again hahahaha
2007-10-24 08:26:18 · answer #7 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha like it good old Johnny.
2007-10-24 08:16:54 · answer #8 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny
2007-10-24 10:06:08 · answer #9 · answered by Jamison 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god love little johnny, pmsl
starred
2007-10-24 09:17:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-10-24 09:09:00 · answer #11 · answered by booyah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋