A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant
Shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an
Absolute steal at only $20."
"Why is it so cheap?" the woman asks.
"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and
as a result its language is a touch flowery".
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up,
"I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So
saying,
she buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and
squawks at the woman. "F===! .... me, a new brothel and a new madam".
"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel," scolds the woman
Trying not to laugh.
A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
"Un-f===king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now
two new prostitutes," says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes,"
complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.
A short while later, the woman's husband, Dave, comes home.
"In-f==king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new
prostitutes, but the same old clients ....
How ya doin', Dave?.
2007-10-24 01:08:42 · 11 answers · asked by barz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Giggle giggle, omg that is so so funny, l love it, ha ha ha, get me to the toilet quick, ha ha ha. love Jo xx
2007-10-24 04:19:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on the types! Many parrots from the same general area or in the same genus can interbreed, but many can't also. Also, rearing parrots is a lot more difficult than them just "having babies". They'd need to build up a pair bond, have a nesting area, a good diet, breeding light cycles and temperatures, etc, etc, before they will rear young. It's not like a dog who will just mate with another. However, I do not encourage you to breed them. Hybrids often have unforeseen physical problems because of size differences in the parents, for example. There is also a need to keep the bloodlines of our pets pure. Responsible parrot breeders and owners will not create hybrids.
2016-05-25 10:35:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny
2007-10-24 01:12:37 · answer #3 · answered by Akanksha N 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an old one but still a good one
2007-10-24 01:11:42 · answer #4 · answered by angela n 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah very good and funny. lol
2007-10-24 01:33:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-10-24 04:56:46 · answer #6 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-24 01:10:59 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant, have a star!
2007-10-24 01:17:38 · answer #8 · answered by SugarPlumFairy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant! lmao!!! ha ha ha
2007-10-24 04:14:29 · answer #9 · answered by cooper 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke. Thanks for sharing lol
2007-10-24 01:18:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋