In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Myc*xafloppin. Also considered were Myc*xafailin, Myd*xadrupin, Myd*xarizin, D*xafix, and of course, Ibep*kin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a s*iff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,
2007-10-24 01:00:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on bre*st implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky b**bs and huge er**tions and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
2007-10-24 01:01:28 · update #1
Yeah very good and funny. Another star lol
2007-10-24 01:31:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What an image I have from reading the last part. Don't think I'll be going near any old people's homes for a while...lol
2007-10-24 01:07:13 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 01:03:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats what life calls for cos people stress about nibbly bits an jumbo jugs bein unfirm.hey god made me this way rekon he shopuld pay for surgery.nah thanks id rather av saggy bits.only op if esential not for fashion or cos everyone else does that makes me individual,belive me god wodnt wana create 2 of me id take over the world and fight for freedom of saggy bits
2007-10-24 01:06:24 · answer #4 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a new one to me-its funny
2007-10-24 01:07:29 · answer #5 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was f*cking hilarious...and nasty!! I think I'll give you a shiny new star.
2016-05-25 10:34:26 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
striking!
can't remember this one to been posted before...
thanx for the smile
2007-10-24 02:07:40 · answer #7 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that's soooo funny...
2007-10-24 05:05:04 · answer #8 · answered by booyah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha I like that one. Hilarious. lol
2007-10-24 01:06:08 · answer #9 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2007-10-24 01:22:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋