Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic.
Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches.
The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away so, it takes
them
ten days to get there.
When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer.
"Ok Roy give me the bottle opener."
"I didn't bring it," says Roy
"I thought you packed it."
Mick gets worried.
He turns to Andy, "Did you bring the bottle opener?"
Naturally Andy didn't bring it.
So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener.
Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it.
But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.
After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise
lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees.
So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace.
20 days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Andy are starving,
but a
promise is a promise.
Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise.
Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich
each,
and just as
they are about to eat it, Roy pops up from behind a rock and shouts,
"I KNEW IT,......I'M NOT F#CKIN' GOING!"
2007-10-24 00:35:58 · 20 answers · asked by barz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha lmao...very funny...ha ha
have a star....x
2007-10-24 00:41:56 · answer #1 · answered by Angelx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-10-24 07:40:26 · answer #2 · answered by delete 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious.
2007-10-24 07:45:13 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 07:38:07 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cracker!
2007-10-24 07:39:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it's very funny alright. lol
2007-10-24 09:17:02 · answer #6 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very funny
2007-10-24 07:44:11 · answer #7 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes that is funny ha ha ha.
2007-10-24 07:43:20 · answer #8 · answered by wizzbith 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha~ funny!!!
But I wonder how could sandwiches last for that long...
2007-10-24 07:44:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it, i told my girlfriend but as usual she didnt undertsand
2007-10-24 07:39:44 · answer #10 · answered by Chris S 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha... brilliant!!!
2007-10-24 07:39:19 · answer #11 · answered by peekaboo 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋