1. Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because it's never used.
2. Why are men so happy?
Because ignorance is bliss.
3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a
women?
Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already
there.
4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same
time,who would reach the ground first?
The woman, the man would get lost.
5. How are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both
last about 60 seconds.
6. How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a
bikini.
7. What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
8. What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.
9. What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business.
2007-10-24 00:30:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
11. What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.
12. If men got pregnant ....
Psychiatric Services and serious pain killers would be available
in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
13. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the
Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
14. What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.
15. How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake
the stove.
16. How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."
17. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.
18. What does a man consider to be quality time with his wife?
Pulling the sheets over her head and saying, "Great chili, Babe!"
19. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of
35 think of?
Dating children.
20. What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
2007-10-24 00:31:27 · update #1
21. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
22. Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.
23. How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
24. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the
circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.
25. What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention
of driving.
26. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?
Exchange him.
27. Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites attract.
28. Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half
the time.
29. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
30. What is the thinnest book in the world?
2007-10-24 00:32:47 · update #2
What Men Know About Women.
2007-10-24 00:33:18 · update #3
Please star if you like it!
2007-10-24 00:36:05 · update #4
Even though the above might be true, we have to deal with them, you see......
"A man is like a fine wine.
He starts out raw as grapes,
and it's a woman's job
to stomp on him
and keep him in the dark
until he matures into something
she'd like to have dinner with."
2007-10-24 16:59:12 · answer #1 · answered by Hope 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. Why does a woman have a clear conscience?
Because she has her friends tell her what to do
4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same time,who would reach the ground first?
The man, because the woman is full of HOT air
5. How are women like commercials?
Because they interupt your favorite shows and repeat themselves constantly
7. What do you call a woman with a full brain?
Married to a man
8. What's the difference between government bonds and women?
Bonds gain money, not spend it
9. What did God say after creating man?
Better give him someone to do.
20. What should you give a man who has everything?
A muzzle and a cage to put his wife.
2007-10-24 00:41:29 · answer #2 · answered by Cutthroat Lars 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I did starred it! It's so funny! Thank you farah!
But what is the reply for this one?
17. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.
2007-10-24 00:34:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Objection !
The black widow spiders kill their males after mating so they wouldn't be dressed up in black for nothing
2007-10-24 02:01:04 · answer #4 · answered by Fel Fel 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
21.Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?Probably because of exhaustion in which women tend to lose their mind.
2007-10-24 01:12:40 · answer #5 · answered by cleric near 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why didnt u write it in egypt section?
yea i love it sooooooooo much thx farah
big kisses for u
2007-10-24 10:02:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 00:33:39 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
15. How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake
the stove.
HAR har har har har SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-24 00:52:12 · answer #8 · answered by Peter R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, farah, enough is enough
That's tooooooo much :D
2007-10-24 02:18:01 · answer #9 · answered by Salloo7a 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aww poor men, thats so mean! lol
2007-10-24 02:28:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋