HERS:
-----
1. Pulls off at wrong exit.
2. Opens window.
3. Asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer.
4. Arrives at destination presently.
HIS:
----
1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.
2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.
3. Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.
4. Finally rolls down window.
5. Hocks a loogie.
6. Pulls up to a 7-11.
7. Gets three hot dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky.
8. Asks guy behind counter how to get back onto the highway.
9. Gets back into car.
10. Farts.
11. After he closes the door.
12. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.
13. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because Habib El-Mahawatashmin back at the 7-11 said it was.
14. Almost hits a deer.
15. Curses the night.
16. Curses you.
17. Curses the large slurpee.
2007-10-24 00:27:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
18. Stops by the side of the road.
19. Takes a leak.
20. Still taking a leak.
21. Almost done.
22. I think.
23. Returns to car.
24. Drives and fiddles with radio.
25. Yells at you for suggesting the map again.
26. Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway.
27. He hates your sister.
28. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel.
29. He had to look up pernicious.
30. Couldn't find a dictionary.
31. Finally found a dictionary.
32. Couldn't spell pernicious.
33. Seethes at the memory of it all.
34. But she is laughing inside...
35. And of course you're still lost.
2007-10-24 00:27:51 · update #1
Please star if you like it!
2007-10-24 00:36:36 · update #2
you hurt me deep inside
2007-10-24 01:16:19 · answer #1 · answered by Fel Fel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 07:32:15 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lool I LOVE IT!!!!
I also love 7-11's slurpeeeeee YUM!
2007-10-24 07:39:01 · answer #3 · answered by Ruby 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How true!!!! lol thanks very funny.
2007-10-25 00:08:13 · answer #4 · answered by Hope 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋