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Maybe you've heard this one.

One day, a Kindergarten teacher was giving a lesson about the six senses.
On this day, the kiddos were learning about the sense "Taste".
So for this experiement, the teacher brought a bag of different flavoured lollipops.
Each kid was blindfolded-and then given a lollipop.
The first one was grape...upon tasting it, immediately the kids shouted;
"Grape! Grape!"
"That's right! " Said the teacher, "My, you have strong senses"
The next one was orange. "Orange!" exclaimed the children
"Right again!"
Then came cherry, butterscotch, apple... And one by one in a row, the children got each correctly!
Finally came the last one...The teacher gave the kids a very interesting flavor (honey) But the children couldn't figure out what it was. After a minute the teacher finally said
"You guys seem to be having some difficulty...Here! I'll give you a hint! The name of this flavor, is a word your mommies and daddies call one another. "
Right at that moment.

2007-10-24 00:17:46 · 6 answers · asked by SchmeeHee 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Little Jummy jumped up and
shouted "Spit 'em out ! Spit 'em oput!
They're A*SHOLES!"

2007-10-24 00:18:31 · update #1

*I meant "out"...man I hate it when I mess up the punchline hah

2007-10-24 00:20:21 · update #2

6 answers

hahaha, do you like this one.

one day a small boy was watching television when he saw two people making love. He turned round to his mum and asked her what are they doing?
the mum was embarressed and didnt know what to say, she said dont worry son they are just baking a cake.
oh he said......
the next day he ran to his mum and said ' mum - where you and dad baking a cake last night?'
why - she asked surprised....
I was just wondering, because there's icing all over the couch..........

lol

2007-10-24 00:26:25 · answer #1 · answered by JUDAS 2 · 1 0

Yup i heard it through college

2007-10-24 07:21:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-10-24 07:21:08 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 1

LOL yeah Ive heard it but its always funny

2007-10-24 07:20:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl

That was way too funny.. thanx for the laugh !!
Didn't see it coming..

2007-10-24 07:22:41 · answer #5 · answered by DeSeRt 2 · 1 0

LMFAO good onee!

2007-10-24 07:22:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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