This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her,
"What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches
and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her
how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the
woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say
something. The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
2007-10-24 00:15:05 · 12 answers · asked by barz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good!!!
2007-10-24 00:40:41 · answer #1 · answered by cooper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me and my boyfriend have been being observed via those people and that i tripped and broke my heel(yeah, purely me..lmao) I instructed him it substitute into ok, and that i could walk barefoot. He scooped me up besides, out of nowhere, and carried me all the thank you to the vehicle. till now putting me in the vehicle he kissed me and that i melted stunning then and there. yet another ingredient is his center call is Prince, and he calls me his Princess :D *sigh* i like those moments
2016-10-04 11:44:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1.
2007-10-24 00:20:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 00:18:47 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny buhh that aint really a love story is it???
sta 4 u anyways
2007-10-24 00:23:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one
2007-10-24 00:58:19 · answer #6 · answered by The Chain Boy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-24 01:08:22 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl good one. really made me laugh.
2007-10-24 10:09:59 · answer #8 · answered by bonnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. funny.
2007-10-24 00:20:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol like it.
2007-10-24 00:47:05 · answer #10 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋