80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home.She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!"An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."============ For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house Is £280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front Door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard youTelling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage & no bike!"
2007-10-23 23:22:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha,ha Where do you get these jokes??
Here goes one 4 u, but may be you know this one too.
Keep it up.
Excellent discharging with laughter!
-there is this woman at the corner of the Street all dressed up, when man approaches her and asks:
-Wanna?
(Eisai?)
so she says
-When & where?
(pote k pou?)
and he says
-If we are going to talk about it, just leave it!
(ama ine na to sizitisoume, asto!)
Ciao
PS: Must add, I am against (tsampa k horis sinesthimata!)
free of charge and without emotion
2007-10-23 23:40:59 · answer #1 · answered by Is that all there is? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 06:46:23 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha.
2007-10-24 07:45:06 · answer #3 · answered by wizzbith 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats rather funny
2007-10-24 07:27:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha hha ah ahhaha ahah hahahhaha
Thanks for the :)
2007-10-24 08:17:35 · answer #5 · answered by kuro 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
liked them both>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-10-24 06:38:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha, im telling that at halloween ! good one
2007-10-24 06:27:07 · answer #7 · answered by Crazy Diamond 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-24 06:23:52 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-24 06:28:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute!! really cute!!!
2007-10-24 06:25:40 · answer #10 · answered by Linda S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋