Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too.
"Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something ... but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground."
After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it.
A little while later one hunter said to the other, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!"
"Yeah, but we're getting farther from the truck," the other added.
2007-10-23 23:15:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha funny lol
2007-10-24 00:46:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I heard about a guy, once, who took a very long shot with a .45-70. He thought he missed the deer, as it just took off. Him and the rest of the hunters with him went to where it was when he took the shot, and there were the entrails of the deer! He had hit it in the stomach and split it wide open. They found the deer about 20 yards away in a stand of trees, already dead from blood loss.
2016-04-10 01:59:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 23:42:02 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe dats was just the last bit of laughter i could take.
here is one for you......
there were these 2 stupid guys who had just moved in together so they were putting up some stuff.
one of them was fixing the pictures on the wall while the other was arranging the furnitures..
so this guy who was fixing the pictures, took one frame out of the box, looked at it suspiciously and put it on the wall, :something is not right with this picture" he told his friend (the actual picture was facing the wall, what was beeing seen was the back side of the frame)
so the other guy came to take a look......"are you stupid?" he asked his friend, **this picture isn't for this wall, its for the other opposite wall** and he took down the frame exactly how it was and put it on the other wall, now the picture could be seen......
2007-10-23 23:51:21 · answer #4 · answered by baby gal 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Good one
2007-10-23 23:40:59 · answer #5 · answered by Casey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, were they irish hunters, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-24 01:44:31 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Idiots, they meant to turn it round first, hahaha.
Are they blonds by any chance?.
Star for you. 10/10.That made me LOL.
2007-10-24 02:55:47 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, funny.
2007-10-24 00:17:54 · answer #8 · answered by Maggs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just what the doctor ordered, a hearty laugh
2007-10-24 01:12:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-10-24 00:55:18 · answer #10 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋