What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory.
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.
Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.
To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord
2007-10-23 23:10:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha funny lol
2007-10-24 00:44:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good ones!
2007-10-24 06:51:54 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha....I loved the last one!!! My attention span is about the same length!!! :p
2007-10-24 06:13:05 · answer #3 · answered by Liz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one good joke
2007-10-24 07:33:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!! the first one is soo true!! my computer is always loosing files and stuff.
2007-10-24 07:54:26 · answer #5 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another great list hun, pmsl
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2007-10-24 08:47:20 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant list babes lol xxxx
2007-10-24 08:52:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent list
2007-10-24 08:24:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-24 06:11:27 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star for you my friend.very funny and thanks for posting.10/10.
2007-10-24 09:59:12 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋