Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches me eat.
Thou shalt not lift thy leg to water the Christmas tree.
Thou shalt not roll in any smelly stuff thy finds in the yard.
Thou shalt not lie down next to me and commence making licking and popping noises. (I know what thou art doing!)
Thou shalt not dig up my favorite rose bush.
Thou shalt not treat my shoes as if they were thy chew toy.
Thou shalt not drink out of the toilet.
Thou shalt keep thy nose out of the cat's litter box.
Thou shalt not WATCH the cat while she is in her litterbox.
Thou shalt not pass gas in my presence, and then walk away as if thou has been offended by me.
Thou shalt not run away from home in pursuit of a good time. (thou has been neutered)
Thou shalt refrain from coughing and gagging while we have company.
Thou shall not hide thy bones under my pillow.
Thou shalt not sniff the crotch of everyone thy encounters.
Thou shalt not harmonize with the cat at 2 a.m.
2007-10-23 22:50:54 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thou shalt not sneak up on me and lick me in the mouth while I am sleeping.
Thou shalt refrain from becoming overly affectionate with my mother-in-law's leg.
2007-10-23 22:51:26 · update #1
Ha ha ha yeah very good I liked those,,,
2007-10-23 22:54:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You might add this in favour of my Labrador.
Thou shalt not throw up thy breakfast on the brand new carpet in front of guests that are not fond of dogs.
2007-10-24 06:24:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Another one.... Though shalt not drag thy bum along the carpet and sniff it. Especially in front of visitors!
2007-10-24 05:57:40 · answer #3 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simply very good! I wonder how you got the idea to write Dog Commandments. Good luck!
2007-10-24 05:55:39 · answer #4 · answered by Ignorant Guru 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha....Loved them!!!!! Especially the one about not harmonising with the cat!! :p Good job!! Here's a star!
2007-10-24 06:16:50 · answer #5 · answered by Liz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-10-24 05:53:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 07:44:58 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny, if not slightly dirty. Reminds me of my dog 'cept mine could jump up on counters and eat chocolate chip muffins!!!
2007-10-24 05:55:36 · answer #8 · answered by Rosii 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think this is a good way for us humans to go first ..hee hee !!! especially my hubby... im going to print this off for him...lol
2007-10-24 05:53:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you know my dogs personally.
2007-10-24 05:56:38 · answer #10 · answered by helloeveryone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋