Eve's Side Of The Story
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So,
how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets
are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I
have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle
one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my
arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real
pain," reported Eve.
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came
in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt that having
only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she
put it.
"That is a fair point," replied! God, "But ! it was my first shot at this,
you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only
half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You see,
all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her
bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could
I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create
a man from a part of you..
Now let's see............Where did I put the useless boob?
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?
2007-10-23 21:44:07 · 5 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That makes perfect sense
2007-10-23 21:46:49 · answer #1 · answered by SiKk15 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What was Adam and Eve's sin that god punished them and all the animals to be banished from paradise? Do you a version of that too or is it also about biting the forbidden fruit?
2007-10-24 05:09:25 · answer #2 · answered by eternalvoid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-10-24 07:46:32 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
starred you, because you are right, hahaha. 10/10.
2007-10-24 10:23:10 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it does gosh
2007-10-24 04:56:22 · answer #5 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋