The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....
2007-10-23 20:19:38 · 29 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oldie, but still gets a titter ;)
2007-10-24 11:10:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha as I was reading that my mind was thinking something else. Very funny lol.
2007-10-23 21:41:12 · answer #2 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, you had me going there hun, mind in the gutter i'm afraid, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-24 00:01:33 · answer #3 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone's staring at me cuz of my outburst of laughter.
2007-10-25 01:17:55 · answer #4 · answered by mica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Test for dirty minds? Just remove the last line and ask people to guess.
2007-10-23 20:25:28 · answer #5 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL.....Excellent!!! You had me all hot and bothered for a while and wondering where you were leading me to!!! LOL
2007-10-23 20:25:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You had me thinking for a second there!
2007-10-23 22:34:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i heard it before but it's a good one
2007-10-23 20:25:29 · answer #8 · answered by tt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i loved that very good >>>>>star
2007-10-23 21:51:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you were starting to get me excited there!!
its ok, my mind stays there anyway. lol!!
good one!!
2007-10-24 01:15:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋