Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.
Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A. Bobbing for chips.
Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ***?
A. Brain tumor.
Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry.
Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
A. So she could lip read.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been in a 747.
2007-10-23 19:42:36 · 26 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The first one was the best...really made me laugh. So then I had high expectation...you should end with the best instead of starting with it.
I did not get the one about fun and worry...well it's almost 3am, I'm tired and a little drunk...I swear I'm not blonde!
2007-10-23 19:55:25 · answer #1 · answered by Betty B 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the Fun fun fun worry worry worry one is the best!
Oh and it's def not true about the whole handicap zone cuz I would totally use that! Ha
Oh and I'm not an easy blonde- those aren't true... we're not all easy. I know more Brunettes who are a lot easier than the blondes I know!
2007-10-23 19:52:12 · answer #2 · answered by Blonde Bombshell 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some blonde jokes are okay, but you took it way too far. What is your obsession with blondes anyway? Wish you were one yourself?
2007-10-23 20:03:14 · answer #3 · answered by Mj 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brutal! But your avatar looks very blonde! Do you speak from experience?
2007-10-23 19:49:11 · answer #4 · answered by mhiaa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
A. So she could lip read.
SO FREAKIN' FUNNY!!!!
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2007-10-24 04:12:59 · answer #5 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one there Jim. Yes hair joke are good subject to joke about!!! Sometimes I like to hear other than hair jokes!!! keep the jokes coming so I can get to the next level!!!!
2016-05-25 09:43:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, love blonde jokes hun, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-24 00:12:35 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You took it to far blah blah blah!! If only she could see how far you could really take it if yahoo would let you!! ROF!! Doggie bag!! eeeoooww!!
2007-10-24 04:45:27 · answer #8 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant. How true. We all know how dumb blondes are.
2007-10-23 22:39:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
star>>>>>
2007-10-23 20:10:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋