An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most.
"When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.
He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.
The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions: Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?
The wife put down her drink and said, "Let the jerk dig. I had him buried upside down."
2007-10-23 19:38:43 · 17 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a grave mistake .lol
2007-10-23 19:47:24 · answer #1 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2016-04-10 01:42:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long story. Well told... (not by you, I'm guessing) Good punchline.
Worth waiting for all the same. So thanks for that.
I sort of heard it (in my head) in a George Burns style.
I never found him particularly good as a stand-up though. Maybe he was too American? Did he come over to the UK much?
2007-10-25 12:58:37 · answer #3 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one way to send somebody to H*ll !! Lets hope he doesn't turn over in his grave over that one!! hahahahaha!!
2007-10-24 04:38:38 · answer #4 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love It LOL
2007-10-25 04:07:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, loved it hun, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-24 00:14:19 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10. star for you.
2007-10-24 03:46:20 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good >>star
2007-10-23 20:12:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i bet she was scared, thats why she was extra cautious.lol
2007-10-23 19:43:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmmfao!!
the other side of the world need to fear!!!!
2007-10-24 12:09:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋