This guy was painting a tall building next to a church. He dropped the brush & swore, "Son of a b*tch!". Climbed down the ladder, got the brush, then climbed back up and continued painting. This happened a few more times and everytime he dropped the brush, he said, "Son of a b*tch!". Finally, the preacher came out and said, "Next time you drop the brush, say Praise the Lord". So, when the painter dropped the brush again, he said "Praise the lord" & the brush floated back up to him. The preacher said, 'Son of a b*tch!"
2007-10-23 19:07:01 · 9 answers · asked by Naruto 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
let us pray.lol
2007-10-23 19:28:51 · answer #1 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The painter fell off the ladder and died and went to heaven.He was at the Pearly Gates and met St.Peter.The painter asked St. Peter"Where am I",Heaven came the reply.Som o'bi'tch,I made it, all of a sudden he lands in hell and sees the preacher crying and saying som o'b'tch,som'o b'tch
2007-10-24 02:38:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen!
2007-10-24 02:39:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-10-24 02:49:50 · answer #4 · answered by lennydiane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one lol
2007-10-24 02:12:23 · answer #5 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Good one!!!!
2007-10-24 02:29:01 · answer #6 · answered by rendezvous_rama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great didnt see it coming. star for you.
2007-10-24 02:10:45 · answer #7 · answered by nurse_kiddy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great rib-tickler!
2007-10-24 02:51:38 · answer #8 · answered by ari-pup 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-24 02:43:39 · answer #9 · answered by Cyrei 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋