What should I tell my husband?
2007-10-23 16:16:04 · 38 answers · asked by ☼ɣɐʃʃɜƾ ɰɐɽɨɲɜɽɨƾ♀ 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
No he doesn't abuse me! I got the bruise another way. I'll leave that to the imagination!
2007-10-23 16:28:19 · update #1
tell your husband that he did it in his sleep. maybe he'll get you flowers or something.
2007-10-23 16:23:00 · answer #1 · answered by gumby 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Have your husband call the POLICE in this abusive boyfriend........Why might want to your husband be accused as a spouse BEATER until eventually you compromise for this habit from him too. Get your self some help by a larger 0.5 and toddlers violence team or safeguard. both way you seem at it..........you've a husband and a spouse!!!! Your boyfriend is a girlfriend BEATER and actually desires anger administration counseling and slightly time contained in the county penitentiary cooling off.
2016-10-22 22:08:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay...make this clear....! Do you have a boyfriend and a husband? If so, lie about the bruise. Tell him you got it from somewhere else. Hell, he will never know! Make it a good lie, though!
2007-10-23 17:09:39 · answer #3 · answered by 69CANCER69 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your boyfriend gave you a bruise, and you want to know if you should tell your husband? i think there are bigger problems you need to worry about.... but if thats the wrong look at it, it depends where the bruise is, whether it was intentional or not, how it happened, etc.
2007-10-23 16:20:11 · answer #4 · answered by thebarbados 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're a naughty girl aren't you? Here's what you do. Tell him that you were oil wrestling down at the local bar so that you could earn money to buy him a special present. The girl that you wrestled was 350 lbs and body slammed you and that's how you got the bruise.
2007-10-23 17:09:48 · answer #5 · answered by going postal 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
First off, if this is actually a real question, GET RID OF THE BOYFRIEND. Be honest with your HUSBAND!! Marriages built on lies never last. Why do you have a boyfriend if you are married? Don't you respect yourself more than that? Please, take a step back and evaluate your own question. See what you come up with. Good luck.
2007-10-23 16:19:37 · answer #6 · answered by Starlightjen 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Call the paramedics.
Then, put it under your pillow and the bruised arm fairy will leave you a quarter. If you're willing to share the quarter with your husband, I'm sure he won't be so upset about your getting a little on the side.
2007-10-23 16:18:56 · answer #7 · answered by bbcranks 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
After infidelity, you have a problem with a lie?
Or are you just asking us to contribute our creative powers to helping you craft a really good lie.
The boyfriend is a jerk - you don't hit women. Or however you got the bruise. And you certainly don't sleep with married women.
You - not worth the effort.
Your husband - he has my deepest condolences.
2007-10-23 16:20:29 · answer #8 · answered by Uncle John 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
it depends where your boyfriend gave it to you, is it like a hickey or something. You can fake an accident and have an alleby. Go rollerskating or icescating. Your husband will never suspect. Or make up an excuse to go away for a few days until it heels.
2007-10-23 16:20:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
What??!!! Step back.... you have a husband AND a boyfriend??? I mean... an ABUSIVE boyfriend??
u r in trouble. Break up with the bf and be w/ your husband and him alone.
say you ran into a countertop... unless its on your face then say you were picking something from underneath the table and you hit your head on the table.
2007-10-23 16:19:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Leave the boyfriend. Tell husband the truth, ask for forgiveness and take responsibility.
2007-10-23 16:20:34 · answer #11 · answered by helper 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋