A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl.
The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl became frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her secret, the young girl said that some people were giving out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma, "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But, you're so old, how do you do it?"
Grandma replied," Oh, it's quite easy sonny, I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry."
2007-10-23 15:49:33 · 22 answers · asked by im a good listener! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg thats disgusting.
I LOVE IT!
rofl.
2007-10-23 15:52:27 · answer #1 · answered by silly girl 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahahh She really talkin bout orangez
but the cop dont know
thatz a good 1
:-D
2007-10-23 15:54:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's a short one:
Why'd the man give a name to his penis?
Cause he didn't want a stranger making most of his decisions.
2007-10-23 15:52:46 · answer #3 · answered by CowJudgesYou 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
LOvely!! Tx
2007-10-23 16:01:49 · answer #4 · answered by rendezvous_rama 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah, dirty but funny.
2007-10-23 15:53:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
thats funny
and crepy at the same time
2007-10-23 15:54:10 · answer #6 · answered by doubledutchmania 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not a question but funny (in a perverted kinda way)
2007-10-23 15:53:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um...haha?
2007-10-23 15:53:08 · answer #8 · answered by Bren J 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is halarious great joke!
2007-10-27 02:56:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol you go grandma
2007-10-23 15:55:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋