."I've always liked Guinness in bottles,so I'd like a bottle of Guinness that will never empty,"Poof there it is.Paddy opens the bottle and takes a drink."Oh that's grand",says Paddy."Did you say I get 3 of these wishes?"Yes indeed",says the genie,""Great",says Paddy,"I'll have 2 more of these then".
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A man is sitting at home when agenie pops up out of a bottle."And what will your 3 wish be?"asks the genie.The man replies,"What?How can I be getting a 3 wish when I haven't had a first or 2 wish?"You've had 2 wishes already,"replies the Genie."But your 2 wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your 1 wish."Okay,"says the man."I don't believe any of this,but what the hell.I wish I were irresistible to woman."That's funny",says the genie as it fades from sight."That was your first wish too".
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2007-10-23 14:15:02 · 5 answers · asked by Wonderstar 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yep loved ir .......i could be doing with 3 whishes thats for sure
2007-10-24 23:10:41 · answer #1 · answered by richy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man and wife on golf course in fancy resort town. She hits a shot that goes way off and goes through window of a nearby house. They go to see the owner, and find a man with a big broken glass vase. He tells the husband : I am a genie and you have freed me from that prison that I was in for a hundred years. I will grant you three wishes, but being I was imprisoned for 100 years, in return for the wishes I would like to make love to your wife in exchange for the wishes. Do you agree ? The husband and wife look at each other and finally agree. They wish for ten million in cash, a castle on the Riviera, and brand new boat. Done, says the genie--you will find those things when you get home. So the wife goes with the genie and he has his way with her for several hours. When they are done, she asks him how he had gotten locked in the glass vase, and he responded-How long have you believed in genies ??
2007-10-23 14:30:35 · answer #2 · answered by Mike 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a gottle of gere lol
2007-10-23 17:45:09 · answer #3 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that put a smile on my face
2007-10-23 19:46:17 · answer #4 · answered by lennydiane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones there Wonderstar.!!!
Had me laughing.!!!
Cheers Lady.!!!
2007-10-23 16:43:55 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋