"Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses was a basket case."
2007-10-23 14:15:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, I did not have a bad day at work.. I do not work. I am however in the manic phase of my bipolarism and am trying to keep for becoming too irritated at anything by minimizing everything.Letme have my two seconds of fun please.I wouldn't pick on you.At least not if you were as poorly medicated as I am.
2007-10-23 14:26:03 · update #1
Prescribed by the Great Physician
The next time you feel like GOD can't use you,
just remember...
Noah was a drunk
Abraham was too old
Isaac was a daydreamer
Jacob was a liar
Leah was ugly
Joseph was abused
Moses had a stuttering problem
Gideon was afraid
Samson had long hair and was a womaniser
Rahab was a prostitute
Jeremiah and Timothy were too young
David had an affair and was a murderer
Elijah was suicidal
Isaiah preached naked
Jonah ran from God
Naomi was a widow
Job went bankrupt
Peter denied Christ
The Disciples fell asleep while praying
Martha worried about everything
Mary Magdalene was the Samaritan woman
who was divorced, more than once
Zaccheus was too small
Paul was too religious...
AND
Lazarus was dead.
God can use you to your full potential.
Besides you aren't the message, you are just
the messenger.
2007-10-24 11:46:33 · answer #1 · answered by Israel-1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you know the story, it's not hard to figure out. Basically means that Moses started out life a lil bumpy (floating down the river in a basket). If Moses made it through the scary times, we can too. :-)
2007-10-23 21:21:04 · answer #2 · answered by ~*<3J<3*~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny (it helps if you know his background).
Just like on Saturday Night Live when Elijah (played by Jerry Seinfeld) complains that Lot's wife fell in the soup. That was hilarious.
2007-10-23 21:25:36 · answer #3 · answered by James Bond 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee.
The richest woman in the bible was Pharaoh's daughter. She went to the Bank of the Nile and withdrew a little prophet.
: )
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2007-10-23 21:21:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think it is funny...thanks for posting it....I hope this makes you laugh.......
This Christian lady was buying a new dress
She was told it was wrong to be buying new clothes all the time, it was vain...
So, she looks in the mirror and says, "Get thee behind me Satan.......paused for a minute and added......and tell me how it looks in the back!
2007-10-23 21:28:16 · answer #5 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately Moses grew up to be a mass-murdering psychopath.
2007-10-23 21:21:47 · answer #6 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Did you have a tough day at work?
Just trying to lighten it up as they say---sorry, did not mean to upset you
2007-10-23 21:19:58 · answer #7 · answered by Midge 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just another homily, like "Don't worry about the small things, and remember, everything is a small thing".
2007-10-23 21:19:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.....but honestly it took me a while to get....blonde moment I guess. Meaning no direspect to any blondes out there.....just a saying you know.
2007-10-23 21:33:54 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs. CT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dopey stab at lame humor?
2007-10-23 21:18:03 · answer #10 · answered by dddbbb 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋