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It's a cleansing kit consisting of not only a colon cleanse, but also a liver, lymphatic, circulatory, and kidney cleanse... I have a guaranteed job at a movie rental place waiting for me, all I have to do is turn my application into the manager who I got in good with ... but that means I have to stop smoking marijuana (also I want to) but I also want a "farewell" smoke tonight lol ... so keeping in mind that I'm into fitness, I exercize regularly, will the body cleansing kit help?

2007-10-23 13:52:45 · 21 answers · asked by Aaron H 2 in Health Other - Health

21 answers

damn pothead..............

2007-10-23 13:55:44 · answer #1 · answered by Dougy 3 · 0 0

No it will not help if you smoke right before taking a drug test. All that nonsense about what will get you to pass a test even if you are not clean is just that, nonsense all the colon cleansing and the gold seal tea and the various other folk tales do not work. You need to stop smoking for 3 days at the very least, longer if you have smoked a lot or for a long time. If you are into fitness DO NOT WORK OUT before a drug test skip a day or two. The stuff the test is going to pick up stays in the fat and muscle longer and will be redeposited into the system when you work them up by exercising. If you have smoked long term and stop for say a week to pass a test and then you go and exercise before the test, you will fail the test get it so do not work out for at least the day and day before a test. there is only one way to get over and that is to stop. If they want hair samples then you are screwed cause that takes 6 months to wear off. Good Luck

2007-10-23 21:06:43 · answer #2 · answered by CindyLu 7 · 0 0

The colon cleansing won't do it because THC is stored in fat. Exercising should help, but it won't get rid of all the THC. I heard vinegar and lots of water will do the trick, but time is the main factor. If you smoked everyday for a longtime it will probably take a month or so to clear out of your system. If you were a light smoker then I'd say a couple of weeks. To be safe I'd wait a month or so or cheat the drug test.

2007-10-23 20:59:53 · answer #3 · answered by infectedmousepad 2 · 0 0

dude i would definitely try i mean i have heard it works but hell if i had a job at a movie rental place lined up(have tried too many times but no success) i would try about anything. Man good luck wow you just might have a job at a movie rental place thats worth quitting smoking can i ask you a question what are they up to now like 5 dollars an hour wow once again GOOD LUCK

2007-10-23 20:59:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You will have to consider how long it will take for the weed to filter through all your organs, considering it is in your blood system not just you liber etc. If you have to pass a drug test, you would be better off forgetting the farewell hits. Also consider there is probably high levels in your system if you have been smoking for a while.

2007-10-23 20:58:35 · answer #5 · answered by julvrug 7 · 0 0

Actually contrary to popular belief, unless you smoke pot everyday, it is only in your system a couple of days. Although if they do a hair test on you it will show up forever. Anyway back to your question, it might work, couldn't hurt, but as for your farewell smoke, one will never be enough and two is always too many! Best of luck in all you affairs!

2007-10-23 21:03:11 · answer #6 · answered by sweetpeasmum 4 · 0 0

Marijuana gets into your nervous system and cannot be removed by any cleansing methods. After you stop smoking it, it can take several months to leave your body.

2007-10-24 02:51:31 · answer #7 · answered by Susan Yarrawonga 7 · 0 0

There's a possible failure rate, my best friend had failed a test after drinking a detox 2 hours before the test. Unless you smoke rarely (1-2 a month), I would advise waiting until your interview and drug test are over before smoking again.

2007-10-23 20:58:32 · answer #8 · answered by Antonio 4 · 0 0

If you are SO INTO FITNESS, then you shouldn't be smoking ANYTHING... especially pot.... forgoe the "FAREWELL JOINT" as it could be the nail on your coffin... you want to go take that colon cleansing kit you go right ahead but be PREPARED to spend the night in AGNONY on the toilet and I DO mean the ENTIRE NIGHT.......

2007-10-23 20:57:34 · answer #9 · answered by LittleBarb 7 · 0 1

Having a "farewell" smoke wouldn't that be self sabatoge?

Wait for the drug test then have the "farewell" smoke....

2007-10-23 20:57:19 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥The Queen Has Spoken♥♥ 7 · 0 0

maybe..but for sure drink an alpine milk....2 a day....it can make the marijuana go away in your body in just 1 or 2 days...

2007-10-23 20:57:39 · answer #11 · answered by alphapoison_26 3 · 0 0

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