2007-10-23 13:50:25 · 12 answers · asked by 2447 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, God is an Atheist.
:)
2007-10-23 13:53:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
Well Chuck Norris did count to infinity, twice...also while Jesus did walk on water, Chuck, regularly swims on land. And finally, the great flood was caused when Chuck took a leak, and Noah was the only person he warned beforehand.
I am a Christian, I just think these were funny
2007-10-23 14:13:06 · answer #2 · answered by Jesse D 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yep, he prays for him every night and fears that if he does evil Chuck Norris will come and roundhouse kick him to hell.
Oh, and Chuck Norris will have to go to heaven, as the devil is too scared of him.
2007-10-23 13:55:47 · answer #3 · answered by technogiddo 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Goodness Gracious NO! :-P God created all men. Chuck Norris is simply a fad.
2007-10-23 13:53:23 · answer #4 · answered by ~*<3J<3*~ 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Of course. Chuck is a talented actor if given half a chance and allowed to break free of the stereotype.
2007-10-23 14:00:34 · answer #5 · answered by Yank 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only when Chuck smokes pot when he is telling his girlfriend to have an abortion
2007-10-24 09:48:06 · answer #6 · answered by Japhy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you can ask Him when you stand before Him on judgment day.
2007-10-23 14:35:27 · answer #7 · answered by kaz716 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sitting her shaking my head. All I can say is I will pray for you that one day your eyes will be opened. That you may live eternal life in heaven by accepting Jesus as your Lord.
2007-10-23 13:53:33 · answer #8 · answered by kim 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Yes.
2007-10-23 13:52:38 · answer #9 · answered by bobanalyst 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
absolutely NOT.
god bless! =)
2007-10-23 13:53:59 · answer #10 · answered by 1:57 PM 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋