not my joke i saw it on myspace but star if you like! ^_^
A virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."
2007-10-23 13:19:05 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG hahaha that was totally unsuspected! thanks for making my day =)
2007-10-23 13:25:07 · answer #1 · answered by Bobby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
=/ I've heard that joke before but it was a husband and his wife. The Husband finds the genie and wishes: "I wish I had new car" so he gets one car and his wife gets two and then he wishes for a new house, and the same thing happens. Then he says " I wish you'd beat me half to death! aww that's so mean lol! =))
2016-04-10 00:52:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny!
2007-10-23 13:22:54 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one have a star
2007-10-24 07:56:29 · answer #4 · answered by mad ned 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yeah, ive seen it on myspace too. its a really funny one!
2007-10-23 13:21:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anna 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!
2007-10-23 13:22:37 · answer #6 · answered by Razzle Dazzle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA that's hilarious!!! A star for you!
2007-10-23 13:31:29 · answer #7 · answered by Arielle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very predicatible but funny
2007-10-23 13:30:18 · answer #8 · answered by kkldng 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this its still funny
2007-10-23 13:45:47 · answer #9 · answered by ... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, heard this joke before, but it's funny
star for you
2007-10-23 13:22:22 · answer #10 · answered by the soccer guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow this is good man
2007-10-23 13:23:18 · answer #11 · answered by johny 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋