Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's station-wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.
"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."
Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's attorney. He called up his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"
"Yes, I have to admit that I did."
"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turns red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."
"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"
2007-10-23 13:15:51 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aha! Superb ending!
good one!
Starred.
2007-10-23 19:17:10 · answer #1 · answered by Mind-waster 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that is what i call " Absolutely spiffing, fabulous, and gave us all here a jolly good old fashioned chuckle ( Can you tell that I'm English!)
2016-04-10 00:52:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-10-23 22:24:17 · answer #3 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That Bob! What a scamp!
2007-10-23 13:21:17 · answer #4 · answered by Rick H 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-10-23 23:15:07 · answer #5 · answered by Ahwell 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very funny
'ave a star
2007-10-23 18:45:43 · answer #6 · answered by oh no,,,it's the kevsta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
serves him right for using his friends name, hehehe
if it was me, I would have shared my good fortune with him.
LOL LOL LOL
2007-10-24 03:01:31 · answer #7 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, serves him right, the little devil, pmsl hun
have a star
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2007-10-24 00:20:02 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice!!
2007-10-23 13:19:21 · answer #9 · answered by Razzle Dazzle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice story
2007-10-23 19:53:42 · answer #10 · answered by lennydiane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋