A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two
drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m
on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today.”
The bartender says “Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a
drink. In fact, this one is on me.” As the lady finishes her drink,
the lady to her right says, “I would like to buy you a drink, too.”
The old lady says, “Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two
drops of water.” “Coming up,” says the bartender. As she finishes
that drink, the man to her left says, “I would like to buy you one,
too.”
The old lady says, “Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with
two drops of water.” “Coming right up,” the bartender says. As he
gives her the drink, he says, “Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity. Why
the Scotch with only two drops of water?”
The old lady replies, “Sonny, when you’re my age, you’ve learned how
to hold your liquor. Water, however, is a whole other issue.”
2007-10-23 12:38:24 · 25 answers · asked by treving 42 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i never heard of it and it was ok... i guess
2007-10-23 12:45:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My answer would be with her age of 80 years old, she did not need anyone to buy her a drink. With age comes, discernment and wisdom. No one need to do anything for you if you have reach 3 score and 10 (3 score is 20 years each which totals 60 years and 10 = 70 years and another plus ten equals 80.
It is time for this woman to go home and go to bed and not be out late (more than one drink at a bar (especially scotch) is not safe when you are by yourself.
Shatah
2007-10-23 12:46:47 · answer #2 · answered by shatah 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Thats great! OK, I have one for you!
This little girl and this little boy went to school together and ate lunch together everyday and had for a couple of years.
They both bring chicken sandwiches, everyday.
One day the little girl shows up with peanut butter & jelly sandwiches .
The boy askes "don't you like chicken sandwichs any more"?
The girl says "I love chicken sandwiches but I'm getting feathers".
The boy says "feathers"?
The girl says "yes, feathers".
The boy says "I want to see"!
So the girl opens her pants and the boy leans over to look and say "yes, your getting feathers".
As time goes by the boy brings his chicken sandwiches and the girl brings her peanut butter & jelly sandwiches .
One day the boy shows up with peanut butter & jelly sandwiches .
The girl says "Don't you like chicken sandwiches any more"?
The boy says "I love chicken sandwiches but I'm getting feathers".
The girl says "feathers"?
the boy says "yes feathers"
The girl says "I want to see"!
The boy pulls his pants open and the girl leans over to look and says "yes, your getting feathers, but it's to late you already have the neck and the gizzards"!
2007-10-23 13:03:42 · answer #3 · answered by Linda S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i heard it and you put a lot into a very ill joke the whole just of it could be summed up i n one line whats your problem anyway
2007-10-23 12:42:55 · answer #4 · answered by jim1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. But she's OLD, why not just wear a diaper and drink it down? The hell with it! If it hasn't killed her yet, it probably never will.
2007-10-23 12:43:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 12:56:22 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guess she never heard of Depends
2007-10-23 19:05:26 · answer #7 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
G'day,
Thanks for the joke.
I hadn't heard it but I enjoyed it.
Regards
2007-10-23 12:41:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope never heard it. But it was a good read. LOL.
2007-10-23 12:48:09 · answer #9 · answered by Nita 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its a good one
2007-10-23 12:43:40 · answer #10 · answered by Johnny 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
got a smile out of me
2007-10-23 13:25:25 · answer #11 · answered by ~t@$ty!C@ke$!~ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋