at lunch this kid calls me useless and pisses me off so much, i need a good comeback...idc how harsh it is...he also yells **** you infront of all my friends...i already told him nobody want u here just leave(that made him shut up). but i need something rly good, so he wont ever say that to me again....give me some good comebacks...go for it...even if its harsh.
2007-10-23 12:29:52 · 11 answers · asked by als 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
he is friends with the rest of the kids at the table...but i hate him.
2007-10-23 12:34:43 · update #1
if i wanted to hear from an @sswhole i would of farted
2007-10-23 12:38:19 · answer #1 · answered by rerun86 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.
If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
2007-10-23 12:35:15 · answer #2 · answered by partypooper 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say something like "no, instead go **** yourself, no one else will ever want to"
OR...the approach that really pisses people off is to kill them with kindness. Nothing irritates someone like that more than getting no reaction at all. I bet if you asked him to join you all for lunch he'd be floored.
2007-10-23 12:35:55 · answer #3 · answered by Dr25 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's only trying to fit in, but don't know how
maybe he just wants a friend
i've made some great friends just letting some of these type join in
2007-10-23 12:33:54 · answer #4 · answered by At peace with myself 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe if you all just ignored him he'd leave you alone? just stare him in the eyes and don't break eye contact and he'll know not to mess with you.
or if he says **** you then say sorry i don't swing that way
idk...i just think it makes you the bigger person when you don't respond to their taunts
2007-10-23 12:37:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next ime he yells ****you, tell him that would be impossible for him to do. Word on the street is that you have no d*ck.
2007-10-23 12:46:01 · answer #6 · answered by MoonDoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is it b/c u have a small dick that u have to prove everybody that ur the man by insulting them?
or
are u sure u dont have a pussy cuz u sure act a like *****!! *****
2007-10-23 12:37:44 · answer #7 · answered by Ginger86 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
•Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is •Your family tree must be a cactus, because you're all pricks •You only annoy me when you're breathing •What's that on your chin? No no, the third chin •You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet •Your ego is so big you have to step into your shirts •You didn't fall from the stupid tree, you got drugs from dumbass forest
2016-05-25 06:41:33 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o ****! good one j swiss. best one ive heard in a long time. and ill try to think of one for you... ill be back later.
2007-10-23 12:49:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say if I wanted any lip I willl call your mom..(or rattle my zipper)
2007-10-23 12:33:24 · answer #10 · answered by swizel Mcpeon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋