2007-10-23 12:19:01 · 11 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He'd throw you into the sun. he usually only does that on his birthday, but for you, he'd make an exception
2007-10-23 12:30:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If Chuck Norris was your teacher you WOULD do your homework!
2007-10-23 21:27:59 · answer #2 · answered by Jess 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the homework. Is it home-ec? Did you NOT bake that cake? Well a hungry Chuck is an angry Chuck, and you'll get what you deserve.
2007-10-23 19:27:57 · answer #3 · answered by practical thinking 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You would never again have to go to school, as after the roundhouse kick Chuck would give you, you would not be able to walk, or even articulate a coherent sentence, or for that matter feed yourself without assistance.
2007-10-23 19:26:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Princess, I think Doc Occam has the right answer because no one has ever done that and lived to tell about it so it must be that Chuck takes you off of the list of things that he allows to live.
2007-10-23 19:32:42 · answer #5 · answered by going postal 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He'd drop-kick the crap out of you...
That's the only form of justice Chuck knows....
2007-10-23 19:24:52 · answer #6 · answered by Adam G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends. If he's in a bad mood, he'd take you off the list of things he allows to live. If he's in a good mood, he'd just roundhouse kick your homework until it does itself.
2007-10-23 19:23:32 · answer #7 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
roundhouse kick to the jotter
then he would make you pick it up and warn you that it will be your face next time
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chuck norris questions bring out the worst in me
2007-10-23 19:23:24 · answer #8 · answered by ☮ Pangel ☮ 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, the Principal would be too scared to stop him, so ol' Chuck could do whatever he wanted, I guess. *shudder*
2007-10-23 19:23:49 · answer #9 · answered by . 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but I'm sure they'd never find your body!
2007-10-23 19:23:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋