A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the Pacific Highway for a nice evening drive. The top down, breeze blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up.
As the needle went over 140 km/h, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch my BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further.
The needle hit 160, 180.... then the reality of the situation hit him.
"What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
Pls star if you like it.................
2007-10-23 12:02:03 · 13 answers · asked by Hope 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
loooooool. HILARIOUS!!!!
2007-10-24 00:57:04 · answer #1 · answered by Ruby 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He would have a better excuse if he added his mother in law into the equation! Imagine the horror of having HER back!
2007-10-24 07:01:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 19:09:26 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one. lol Can't blame the guy
2007-10-23 19:06:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny thanx you made my day
2007-10-24 12:00:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, the wife must have had donuts wit her lol star for u!!
2007-10-23 19:36:07 · answer #6 · answered by **beep** 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol heard this already but still funny
2007-10-23 19:30:46 · answer #7 · answered by hobo h 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
that is REALLY funny
lol i'm stil lmao right now!!!
lol one of the best jokes eva!!!!
Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!
Star star star!!!!
~xx* Star 4 u *xx~
2007-10-23 19:16:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
im definetaly starring it
2007-10-23 19:06:05 · answer #9 · answered by Sydney♥♥♥!! 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
2007-10-23 19:49:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋