This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear", she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck."
Star if you liked it..........
2007-10-23 11:54:51 · 11 answers · asked by Hope 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think this is the same woman in this joke:
A women goes to bed at night irritated at her husband so she decides for once in her life to pray, and this is what she said "God give me tolerance for my husbands stupidity, give me wisdom to understand him, give me forgiveness to forgive him of his ignorance, but please God I beg of thee don’t give me strength cause I’ll kill him!"
What is your prayer?
2007-10-24 00:04:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've heard similar jokes before. It's OK.
2016-04-10 00:42:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a loyal wife and an ungrateful husband !
2007-10-24 06:53:25 · answer #3 · answered by Green visitor is back :D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awww that's kind of sad but still funny lol
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2007-10-23 12:06:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 12:05:47 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nt 2 bad
2007-10-23 12:04:13 · answer #6 · answered by Luke M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear,
Yes it's true. She never have had a happy life!!!!
2007-10-23 21:52:02 · answer #7 · answered by AHMAD FUAD Harun 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha i will definetly star it
2007-10-23 12:03:30 · answer #8 · answered by Sydney♥♥♥!! 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, what a jerk
2007-10-24 00:47:54 · answer #9 · answered by Ruby 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!!!
2007-10-23 12:55:18 · answer #10 · answered by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋