A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
2007-10-23 11:41:47 · 16 answers · asked by Whoever_U_Are 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-10-23 11:47:15 · answer #1 · answered by hobo h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I love that the teacher got a taste of her own medicine!
2016-05-25 06:19:18 · answer #2 · answered by flor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao XD
2007-10-23 11:44:22 · answer #3 · answered by randomoffer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
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sta 4 u
2007-10-23 11:47:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha LOL
ha she had it coming!
boo ya!
Yay for little johnny!!!
lol that was great
~xx* Star 4 U *xx~
2007-10-23 11:49:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. It led you to a misconception. LOL. * you have my star
2007-10-23 11:59:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...good one.
2007-10-23 13:41:09 · answer #7 · answered by stormtrooper8989 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, good one, lol. you got my star!
2007-10-23 11:44:54 · answer #8 · answered by count olaf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yano wats funnier .........i posted i here 20hours ago u sadcase
2007-10-23 11:46:18 · answer #9 · answered by finn 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NOT THAT FUNNY BUT I LIKE YOUR THINKING
2007-10-23 11:45:22 · answer #10 · answered by ladyrose939393 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋