A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now.
Do you know him?"
"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."
2007-10-23 11:33:04 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha I must tell my hubby that he will appreciate it.
2007-10-23 12:46:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-04-10 00:39:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr Carpy above seems pleased. hahahaha
2007-10-23 21:22:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but not in a humorous way. More like funny in a sad way.
2007-10-23 11:37:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 13:11:16 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Magic laughing my socks off, a star for you
2007-10-23 11:37:09 · answer #6 · answered by Angela G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
enough all ready, the missus is complaining about all the gooey stilton on the screen pmsl
2007-10-23 12:04:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude, that was not good for the husband......I think he's gonna sleep on the couch tonight
2007-10-23 11:48:25 · answer #8 · answered by flirt_4_fire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL heh heh heh! glass of wine over here please. . .and put it on HIS tab lol.
here ya go babes, may this star light your night like that alcohol lit his a** ha ha
2007-10-23 11:45:01 · answer #9 · answered by mallerie2002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to tired to laugh now..if i remember this joke tomorrow i'll laugh then.
nah only joking,, i like it...have a star
2007-10-23 11:38:06 · answer #10 · answered by glen w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋