paul duncan: A Common Bum
A robust-looking gentleman ate a fine meal at an expensive restaurant and topped it off with some Napoleon brandy, then he summoned the headwaiter. "Do you recall," he asked pleasantly, "how a year ago, I ate just such a repast here and then, because I couldn't pay for it, you had me thrown into the alley like a common bum?"
"I'm very sorry sir..." began the contrite headwaiter.
"Oh, it's quite all right." said the guest, "but I'm afraid I'll have to trouble you again..."
2007-10-23 10:55:05 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like it.
2007-10-23 10:59:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah it kind of funny but this is funnier. (It's a religion joke and i not trying to offend anyone, I am Christian 2 Okay).
Nuns at a baseball game
Men sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (with their habits partially blocking the view). Three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah; there are only 100 nuns there."
The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana, there are only 50 nuns there."
The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25 nuns there."
One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet calm voice said, "Why don't you go to hell...... there aren't any nuns there."
2007-10-23 18:01:47 · answer #2 · answered by Hindu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
monkies
Monkey 1: Here's a banana, well cut this inot 2, you can have half of it and half would be mine!
Monkey 2: no! we'll cut this into four!
Monkey 1: Why four? there are just two of us!
Monkey 2! There are four of US!
Monkey 1! Where are the other two?
Monkey 2: Can't you see, there they are! the one asking this question and the one answering this question! Nye he he he!
2007-10-23 18:17:46 · answer #3 · answered by eagle dan 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha. today was mole day in chemistry and we had to find jokes. I got in trouble but i think this is the best.
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.
One morning, the papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage."
The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell pancakes."
As the baby mole repeatedly tried to stick his head out of the hole to get a whiff, he became frustrated because the two bigger moles were in the way.
Unable to take it any longer, the baby mole mumbled, "The only thing I can smell is molasses."
2007-10-23 17:57:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 20:27:21 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who told you this? Everyone told me never to remember me of this dark period of my past. Now you have made me cry.
like a baby
ngngnghh
2007-10-23 18:00:31 · answer #6 · answered by Ripper Parker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
y call that a joke well it didn't make me laugh at all but i got two point kekekekekekekeek:)
2007-10-23 18:00:45 · answer #7 · answered by Lala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude not funny why don.t you try sidewalk joke
2007-10-23 17:58:47 · answer #8 · answered by clawscomeout 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao, sounds like my ex
2007-10-23 17:58:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry that was quite poor. :(
the mole joke was funnier!
2007-10-23 17:58:13 · answer #10 · answered by Dreamangel 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋