JESUS came upon a small crowd who had surrounded a young woman they believed to be an adulteress. They were preparing to stone her to death. Jesus said: "Whoever is without sin among you, let them cast the first stone."
An old lady at the back of the crowd picked up a huge rock and lobbed it at the young woman, scoring a direct hit on her head. The young lady collapsed dead.
Jesus looked over towards the old lady and said: "Do you know, mother, sometimes you really p*** me off."
2007-10-23 09:50:22 · 15 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-10-23 09:52:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one! hahahahaha!! Well I wouldn't be throwing a stone!! hahahaha!!
2007-10-24 11:29:48 · answer #2 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, that a good one hun, pmsl
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2007-10-24 07:48:55 · answer #3 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha having such a perfect mom must really get to him!!
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2007-10-23 17:45:13 · answer #4 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO PMSL ROTF!!!!!
I now have Monty Python in my head!!
2007-10-23 16:53:52 · answer #5 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-10-23 16:52:34 · answer #6 · answered by SteveT 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol good one
2007-10-23 16:54:20 · answer #7 · answered by bonnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl!
"Hail Mary full of grace?"
2007-10-23 23:03:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-10-24 03:40:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, was not expecting that
2007-10-23 19:01:36 · answer #10 · answered by Mike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋