2007-10-23 09:19:15 · 22 answers · asked by ? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hector, did you have to name his gay partner John?
My guess is he'd spend most of his time fighting off the paparazzi - heck, then he'd have that in common with Paris Hilton... who knows, maybe it could be the basis for a relationship between them?
That'd sell some magazines...
2007-10-23 09:22:41 · answer #1 · answered by Bye for now... 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Jesus is here, working through the people who will let Him. You will usually find these people working in hospitals or with the homeless, in prison ministries or feeding he hungry. These are the people who race down a dark street to help when they hear a distressed cry, instead of turning the other way in fear. These are the people who work for justice. You will know these people because they have no interest in name recognition or awards. They are content to let Jesus work through them however He may.
2007-10-23 16:32:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit all the religious people down and ask them why they completely ignored what he taught and just went off and did their own thing.
2007-10-23 16:26:11 · answer #3 · answered by Andrew 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Set up his Kingdom. That's what He will be doing after the Tribulation.
2007-10-23 16:34:12 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think he would look around and relize that he had alot more work than two thousand years ago. Then he would forgive us all and get to work
2007-10-23 16:23:11 · answer #5 · answered by Person 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Let the organized religions of the world know that they are NOT speaking for him correctly and that they've all got it wrong.
2007-10-23 16:22:22 · answer #6 · answered by Morey000 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Remove himself at once from the stigma of Christianity. He can hold a press conference.
2007-10-23 16:29:21 · answer #7 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Settle in San Francisco dear, no doubt about it !
2007-10-23 16:22:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Gather all the fundies together and teach them His true message...very, very, slowly.
2007-10-23 16:26:02 · answer #9 · answered by frenzy-CIB- Jim's with Jesus 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably clean house.
2007-10-23 16:25:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋