But im such a natural player. All the ladies want me.
Im extremely hot and find talking to girls very easy.
i cant help it that im such a stud and that hot babes love me.
How did Jesus keep the chicks away? any suggestions?
2007-10-23 08:48:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
haha people who take this as literal are missing the joke. you had me laughing when u said natural player haha
2007-10-23 08:53:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO, by no skill have intercourse before marriage........that's a sin worth of loss of life and hell. in spite of the incontrovertible fact that, like quite a few sins, that's forgiven via haith in Jesus Christ. yet undergo in suggestions it does not supply you permission to sin. God will manage ALL SINS. you will stand before God and he will ask you why you probably did what you probably did.........and additionally you would be speechless in disgrace. God mentioned to Adam and Eve be fruitful because of the fact God created the 1st marriage with Adam and EVE!!! you isn't on my own. God will by no skill go away you nor forsake you. Wait till marriage. in the adventure that your church prepare immorality, then go away the church!!!
2016-12-15 07:31:54 · answer #2 · answered by colmenero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was single-minded about and completely focused on His purpose, and that was to be about the Father's (God's) business. He never let His humanity deter Him from His mission.
My goal is to be as much like Him as I can be.
2007-10-23 08:54:58 · answer #3 · answered by David 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, no, no. Man, you got it all wrong. There are many loop holes around the sex before marriage thing. First of all, the bible only says that you have to be consumated before God. Make sure you have sex only in Churches, where God can see you from his cloud.
Also, don't use condoms or birth control. Christians have made it pretty clear that the use of scientific methods is a sin. Try using the "pull-out" method or make sure the woman is always on top. That way, gravity will help you prevent pregnancy.
2007-10-23 08:54:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
Jesus, my friend, kept the chicks away by keeping the dudes close.
2007-10-23 08:52:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
you free tonight? boobah needs some luvin.
2007-10-23 08:52:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He went out onto a lake with a sausagefest.
And he walked on water, so as to avoid mermaids.
2007-10-23 08:52:53 · answer #7 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋