I was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I called Lifeline. Like everything else in this country, it had been outsourced and I was put through to a call center in Pakistan. I explained that I was feeling suicidal. They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck.
2007-10-23 08:46:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great,liked that,its like me calling dial a prayer,an they told me to go to hell
2007-10-23 11:49:15 · answer #1 · answered by THE"IS" 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Classic!
2007-10-23 16:02:08 · answer #2 · answered by R J 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lo, that one waz gud! hey, I thinc ive read some of ur other jokes! they were really funny 2! thanx!
2007-10-23 09:01:09 · answer #3 · answered by Stacie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mr. You I like my eggs sunnyside up after while''
2007-10-23 11:17:07 · answer #4 · answered by kay kay 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-10-23 10:14:09 · answer #5 · answered by randomoffer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
should have told them you drove busses lol
2007-10-23 08:51:26 · answer #6 · answered by Fr3dinbed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl
2007-10-23 09:44:28 · answer #7 · answered by bonnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
i am going to tell this one !!
2007-10-23 09:03:14 · answer #8 · answered by cher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!!! Gud one!!!
2007-10-23 09:02:06 · answer #9 · answered by Lily 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny!
2007-10-23 08:49:54 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ purrlvr ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋