Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws?
A. Practice.
Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A. To cover the valve stem.
Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A. It takes too long to retrain them.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A. The blonde has the higher sperm count.
Q. How is a blonde like peanut-butter?
A. They spread for the bread.
Q. What's the difference between a group of blondes and a good magician?
A. The magician has a cunning array of stunts.
2007-10-23 08:45:32 · 19 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The peanut butter on has me howling with laughter and I'm now in trouble from 'im indoors as I'm distracting him from the football!!
bleedin worth a star!!
2007-10-23 08:49:55 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-23 08:48:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i ought to easily go with to carry close in case you deal with racial stereo variety jokes/ or how bout sum of d'em KKK jokes, besides as you tell dumb blond jokes reason i have been given tonns of em, it really is going to likely be the first time i have ever repeated them, and with such an open and suitable audiance as your self, enable me tell ya theys some freaking nastey yet funnier than s*it, yet what the hell, a jokes a comic tale, and a names, only a acceptance, good. in simple terms say the observe, turd!
2016-10-22 21:41:09 · answer #3 · answered by granroth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde has a HIGHER SPERM COUNT!
Bloody Hell can't stop laughing! HAHAHA
2007-10-23 10:36:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones
2007-10-23 16:09:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like them
how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree
wave to her
2007-10-23 08:49:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-10-23 14:51:51 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl great jokes. heres a star for u
2007-10-23 09:28:55 · answer #8 · answered by bonnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. 8/10.
2007-10-23 09:11:57 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. esp the 4th one
2007-10-23 09:10:44 · answer #10 · answered by courtney72689 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋