Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
2007-10-23 08:39:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very true >>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-10-23 20:49:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny Things To Ponder
2017-01-15 15:11:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
True clever, funny! i luv the- "Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it." and the "How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? " they are so funny and awesome! ill giv u a star!
2007-10-23 09:11:18 · answer #3 · answered by Stacie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 14:57:20 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very true in a funny way. lol
2007-10-23 08:52:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1's lol 10/10 x
2016-05-25 04:58:05 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very true
2007-10-23 08:42:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very true and also funny!
2007-10-23 10:51:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmm true thing 'bout superman eh
2007-10-23 08:55:09 · answer #9 · answered by julien 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny as usual
2007-10-23 09:42:45 · answer #10 · answered by oh no,,,it's the kevsta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋