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Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby
> >shouted to the other, "Are you a little girl or a
> >little boy?"
> >
> >"I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.
> >
> >"What do you mean, you don't know?" said the first
> >baby.
> >
> >"I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was
> >the reply.
> >
> >"Well, I do," said the first baby chuckling, "I'll
> >climb into your
>crib and find out."
> >
> >He carefully maneuvered himself into the other baby's
> >crib, then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets.
> >
> >After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big
> >grin on his face. "You're a little girl, and I'm a
> >little boy," he said proudly.
> >
> >"You're ever so clever," cooed the baby girl, "but how
> >can you tell?"
> >
> >"It's quite easy really," replied the baby boy,
> >"you've got pink socks and I've got blue ones."
> >
> >
> >SHAME ON YOU, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???
> >
> >

2007-10-23 08:29:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

pmsl great joke as ever though u tell good jokes ;)

2007-10-23 09:56:02 · answer #1 · answered by bonnie 3 · 1 0

Pmsl
Very clever
10/10*

2007-10-23 08:34:10 · answer #2 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 1 0

Excellent gave me a good laugh. Sorry it's not the ending I was thinking.

2007-10-23 09:47:56 · answer #3 · answered by Bezza 5 · 1 0

Very Cute!

2007-10-23 09:28:36 · answer #4 · answered by tigersue 5 · 1 0

First of all you don't have to have sex to be an adult, you are a child until you are 21 years old. Right now you're probably just going through puberty and you can't control yourself. Not even I, a 21 year old woman, am not desperate to sleep with my bf. Sad, the youth of today thinks sex is fun and games and "hey let's do it cause everyone's doing it!" But when they're left pregnant they don't want to be an adult. I wish I was still a kid, back in the day I didn't need to worry about paying bills, working, and etc. You're not even ready to care for a child, is the stupidest thing anyone under the age of 18, can do, specially you. Tell me, do you think you can wake up every 3hrs to feed the baby, do you have money to support the child? Don't say you're parents now, cause that's not part of being an adult, that's just being irresponsible, a baby requires a lot of responsibility. Then when you're 15 you're gonna wanna go to the clubs or go out and have fun but u can't go cause you got other responsibilities at home. Girls like you are a shame to society. You think that if you get pregnant by that dude he's gonna stay with you? And if he does, don't you think he will go to jail? You were my daughter I'd kick you out of my house and won't even feel pity for you and you're child. Seems to me like you gotta watch the Maury show, Oprah, or Tyra. Plus, there's a bunch of STD's out there that not all condoms can help prevent, so just enjoy your youth in a smart, healthy and responsible way, you have a long time to experience such things, and just cause others do it doesn't mean you should.

2016-05-25 04:48:38 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Cute!! Hehe!

2007-10-23 08:33:35 · answer #6 · answered by Claire D 1 · 1 0

i was thinking about the colour of their socks of course lol

2007-10-23 08:42:45 · answer #7 · answered by Fr3dinbed 6 · 1 0

Oh, I don't know: what was I thinking?

Funny, funny, funny!

Thanks for the laugh

2007-10-23 08:44:30 · answer #8 · answered by Nothingusefullearnedinschool 7 · 1 0

ROFLMAO....10/10.....

2007-10-23 08:38:47 · answer #9 · answered by iNn0c3nt 3 · 1 0

awwwwwwwwww... u got me! star 4 u

2007-10-23 08:36:03 · answer #10 · answered by justme 3 · 1 0

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