A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said,
"She's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"
Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse."
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography.
Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.
Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"
2007-10-23 07:44:31 · 16 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent thanks. Another star for you.
2007-10-23 07:49:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 21:58:51 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where's Johnny?? Lol good 1 star 4 U!!
2007-10-23 14:59:39 · answer #3 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another great one
2007-10-23 22:32:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The better of the two evils!! hahahahahaha!!
2007-10-23 20:33:45 · answer #5 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO!!
star 4 U
2007-10-23 15:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, and a star.
2007-10-23 15:59:48 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, loved it hun, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-24 08:23:30 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-24 04:05:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well thats one way to tell the child.
2007-10-23 14:52:15 · answer #10 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very funny. He's got a point!!
:-)))
2007-10-23 17:58:08 · answer #11 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋