Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.
Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold?
A: They like to "go" first class!
Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He's Dublin over with laughter!
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
Q: What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?
A: A bachelor.
Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day?
A:St. O'Claus!
Q: Are people jealous of the Irish?
A:Sure, they're green with envy!
Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
A:To keep from falling in the stew!
Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries?
A:Sure, they're great at shorthand!
Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
A:He took a shortcut!
Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
A:Short ribs!
Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
A:Because they're very short - tempered!
2007-10-23 07:37:01 · 16 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good Jim.....but you've gone 'all clean' on us.
2007-10-23 07:57:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Love the name Rory but it sounds a bit masculine. here are my fave Irish Names: 1. Brayden 2. Liam 3. Kyle 4. Rowan 5. Kelsey 6. Justin 7. Rory My Fave Italian names: 1. Arianna 2. Isabella 3. Bianca 4. Sabrina 5. Serena 6. Francesca 7. Ysabelle Hope it helps!
2016-05-25 04:25:30 · answer #2 · answered by mayra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm Dublin over with laughter and I'm not even Irish !! hahahahahahaha!!
2007-10-23 08:20:30 · answer #3 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
From an Irishman
Brilliant!
2007-10-23 15:17:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-10-23 07:39:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Irish jokes are funnier when they are told by the Irish!!
Thanks Jim!!!
STAR!
2007-10-23 07:43:02 · answer #6 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl, love the irish
have a star
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2007-10-24 01:32:45 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute funny
2007-10-23 22:05:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am living in Ireland and I loved them thanks for sharing. Good to have you on board.
2007-10-23 07:40:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-23 07:41:32 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋