2007-10-23 04:26:07 · 25 answers · asked by Link strikes back 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Siar, I will buy you a pint if you manage Buddha before manage Jesus.
We have a bet?
2007-10-23 04:30:17 · update #1
Try Ebay
2007-10-26 11:43:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are relics in churches all over Europe. There are enough pieces of the True Cross alone to build a log cabin. Shrouds, cruets of blood and sweat, crowns of thorns, crucifixion nails - there are even several foreskins of Jesus in possession of various churches.
On the theory, any of these might contain Jesus DNA. Because they've got to all be authentic. I can't believe the church would perpetuate a fraud.
Hell, let's just Jurassic Park him off the Shroud of Turin. For the children, ladies and gentlemen, for the children.
2007-10-23 04:29:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Go to a catholic communion, there is some transformation thing the priest does to turn the bread and wine into the body and blood of old JC. Hold the wine in your mouth, but don't get grossed out when it turns to blood. When the priest isn't looking (their on to this little trick) spit the blood in the collection vial. Then go talk to Michael Keaton about how he cloned himself in Multiplicity. I believe in 4-6 months you will have a flourishing nursery of little jesus clones. Write back for advice on how to manage your Jesus army when you've completed the aforementioned steps.
2007-10-23 04:33:15 · answer #3 · answered by Christopher H 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no clue. yet that ought to be an exciting subject to attempt, IF he became burried and his physique ought to be exhumed. as that is, his physique's now not contained in the tomb, so there is not any way of looking out. yet, very exciting question, you get a megastar! ? *edit* LOL David's answer became humorous. *tee-hee* And confident, because of contributing God ingredient he had no genetic defects; besides the certainty that dna soley from one confirm does not unavoidably produce start defects; and likewise ought to now not rather isolate basically one intercourse. XX from Mary confident, yet........ regardless of. As David stated, "Dude he's Jesus, What does it count? LOL
2017-01-04 08:11:53 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send a formal written request c/o Mother Goose, 123 Gumdrop Lane, Candy Land.
2007-10-23 04:31:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
There is blood on the Turin Shroud, the burial cloth of Jesus.
Why would you want His DNA?
2007-10-23 05:33:46 · answer #6 · answered by A.M.D.G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be utterly impossible. When Jesus went to Heaven,(permanetly) he took everything with him(his body) Any thing he toughed or ate would have withered away by now.
2007-10-23 12:23:00 · answer #7 · answered by none 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try Tourist Information in Turin
2007-10-23 04:28:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
http://www.jesusfamilytomb.com/forum/DNA-5-25-0-0/
2007-10-23 04:34:36 · answer #9 · answered by Nikki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure how your could do that since He took all of it with Him to heaven. I doubt you could gain access to the spear, the nails that pierced His hands and the cross and crown are more than likely no longer in existence.
2007-10-23 04:30:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋