Totally off the record... I was dispatched to a burglary call. When I arrived at the scene, I was met by the complaining party. It seems someone had broken into his large barn sometime during the night.
He took me to the door and showed me where someone had thrown-up or had a bowel movement. I made the observation that the perpetrator was probably intoxicated and had thrown-up. However, the complaintant disagreed with me about this. He told me that he had another idea why the would-be thief had gotten sick.
Seems inside the barn was a large motor home. Sitting on the floor, near the side of the vehicle was a five gallon gas can. Near the gas can was a piece of siphoning hose. It was obvious that the perpetrator had intended to steal some gas from the motor home.
2007-10-23 01:40:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
However, he had made an error in doing so. Being unfamiliar with this type of vehicle, the perpetrator had removed the gas cap, or so he thought. He then stuck in the siphon hose, placed his mouth on the other end of the hose and began to suck.
The only problem was the perpetrator had not taken off the gas cap, but had removed the cap that goes to the portable sewage container.
The complaintant advised me that he had just gotten back from a camping trip and had not had a chance to empty the sewage tank, the perpetrator had drawn up a mouth full of raw human sewage.
http://www.totr.com/story/
2007-10-23 01:40:56 · update #1
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2007-10-23 03:42:31 · update #2
too bad there weren't cameras around....that would have been a good item to show on "the worlds dumbest crooks". now he really knows how it fills down in the gutter!
2007-10-23 03:37:16 · answer #1 · answered by cliffordw hippiefied ol fart 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-10-23 01:46:03 · answer #2 · answered by John 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Talk about perfect street justice!
I think that is GREAT!
Thanks for sharing!
2007-10-23 02:03:05 · answer #3 · answered by Dog Lover 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Bet that just reinforced "Thou shalt not steal"...lol
2007-10-23 04:57:55 · answer #4 · answered by Sue C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Karma truly is a *****!!
2007-10-23 02:58:26 · answer #5 · answered by jurydoc 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG! LOL
2007-10-23 01:51:01 · answer #6 · answered by Freakalicious 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋