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Give me a few wise words about why you shouldn't get a big head, try to make them a little funny.
Ten points could be yours :)

2007-10-23 01:26:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Quotations

4 answers

I heard this one from a professor named Dr. Randy Pausch, His mentor once told him, "It is a shame people percieve you as so arrogant, because it could get in the way of your success."

There's nothing like a piece of constructive criticism subtly applied with a sledgehammer.

2007-10-23 02:30:55 · answer #1 · answered by wolfmankav 3 · 0 0

if u get a big head, when u try to lift ur head straight up, it will fall to one side, and then, when u r walking or standing ur head will fall... u couldnt even drink properly if ur head kepts falling... :P
moreover, when ur riding a motorbike u wont fit a helmet, it will be a size XXXXXL for the big heads...
if ur head is like those coneshape heads in those old movies about conehead man, and if ur head is itchy from a mosquito or something, u cant even reach to scratch it, instead u'll be asking someone to scratch for u, but they wont coz they think u have lice or something...
haha

2007-10-23 01:39:38 · answer #2 · answered by Mellyssa N 2 · 0 0

"You were once shoved head-first through someones Vagina,
Why are you acting so dignified?"

-Xkcd.com

2007-10-23 06:08:09 · answer #3 · answered by Caroselambra 2 · 0 0

"You don't have to be humble, you're not that great."
Golda Meir

2007-10-23 08:53:14 · answer #4 · answered by Lorenzo Steed 7 · 0 0

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