Apparently, liberals (such as myself) are supposed to be recruiting gay people. I didn't know I was supposed to do this.
In fact, I didn't even know it was possible.
Could some of you liberals who are doing things right please tutor me so I can begin making straight people fall into the sin of being ostracized by society?
What are the selling points? Can I mention fashion sense?
2007-10-23 00:47:22 · 11 answers · asked by ZombieTrix 2012 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Paulo, I'm sorry you find this mean spirited, but I think it is plain old hysterical that people actually believe there is a vast conspiracy to "turn people gay." I know as well as you do that that is simply not how it works. Who someone else falls in love with is none of my damned business and the same rules apply for these TV preachers who try to blame the media because God or whoever made someone fall in love with someone they don't agree with. So yes, I am making fun of that thinking.
2007-10-23 00:59:02 · update #1
I am definitely a lesbian trapped inside a man's body.
DAMN YOU FILTHY LIBERALS!!!
2007-10-23 00:50:31 · answer #1 · answered by bamidélé 4 · 12⤊ 1⤋
Not only have I not done that, I've never even told a gay person they should come out of their closet. I figure it's totally a matter of privacy.
It does lead to one important problem, however. I've been a f@g hag for a long time, and now I've moved to a new city. I joined the Ethical Society, and there's several guys there I figure might be gay. But I can't just walk up to them and say, "By the way, guys, I'd like to know how to bust into the gay scene and be a f@g hag again." So . . . gets pretty lonely. That's the only thing wrong with closets, but I can't blame any guy in Missouri for keeping quiet.
2007-10-23 01:26:22 · answer #2 · answered by auntb93 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have the same problem, as a straight male no less.
Amazing that leaps of faith lead to leaps from logic. Some people are just born to follow whatever their Maximum Leaders tell them via AM talk radio.
2007-10-23 00:51:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I thought you guys stopped doing that back in the '80's. Darn - and I gave away my best flaming torch.
2007-10-23 00:51:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nothing in the universe can make a man appealing to me.
2007-10-23 00:52:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I am a Gay Conservative Christian - about as lonely a demographic as ever there was one - and nobody recruited me....for either side.
(EDIT: Creatrix - thank you for your kind explanation and additional details. I think I over-reacted somewhat, I'm sorry!)
2007-10-23 00:54:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Hey I'm a liberal and I must have missed the flyer!
Is there a website where we can register?
2007-10-23 00:50:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
There are certain things I will only eat with tartar sauce on them.
2007-10-23 00:53:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm too busy with the planting dinosaur bones campaign.
2007-10-23 00:54:26 · answer #9 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 11⤊ 0⤋
I have been known to turn heterosexual catholic women gay in approximately 4 seconds...
2007-10-23 00:57:01 · answer #10 · answered by Bajingo 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Make them them watch a Dumbledore look-a-like snog a Snape look-a-like.
2007-10-23 00:53:10 · answer #11 · answered by Hope 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋