The first declares: "I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter''s room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn't even know that she smoked!"
"It gets worse than that," says the second mother. "I was tidying my daughter''s room last week and I found a bottle of vodka under her bed. I didn't even know that she drank!"
"Oh, it gets even worse than that," says the third mother. "I was tidying my daughter''s room last week and you''ll never guess what I found in her bedside cabinet: a packet of condoms! I didn't even know that she had a penis!"
2007-10-22 23:55:56 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dr dro[p dead do i know you? if not pls dont make judgements about my parenting
2007-10-24 00:15:34 · update #1
lol funny
2007-10-23 02:11:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol I have a better one,
Irish Lady's daughter was so stressed out before her Maths GCSE
Irish Ladys daughter needed a C grade at least
Irish Ladys daughter failed her Maths GCSE
Thats right, you know what Im talking about!!!
She should have revised, you should of helped her. Very bad parenting, very bad indeed!!!
2007-10-23 07:28:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This cannot be a Joke at all. Since it has appeared as a question, I wish to say something.
It is true that the mothers of the present time are ignorant about their own children. Especially when they reach the teen age, it is a changing face of life and time for added attention. Unfortunately, that is the time the parents avoid them due to their unpredictable attitude. The result is what is described.
Let parents consider their teens as their friends and many problems can be thus solved.
2007-10-23 00:06:52 · answer #3 · answered by atom45 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Very funny. Have a star for making me laugh!
2007-10-23 00:03:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-23 00:00:19 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, definitely sounds like a dumb blonde joke.
2007-10-23 00:00:20 · answer #6 · answered by Sibbs . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-10-23 00:00:16 · answer #7 · answered by Dom, G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cute but you should send it to seteve and dc and they will say it on the air lol
2007-10-23 01:05:59 · answer #8 · answered by Kat J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good. have a star!
2007-10-22 23:58:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very old that one! Still so am I.
2007-10-23 00:21:00 · answer #10 · answered by supergran 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋