*Installing Husband 1.0*
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance particularly in the
flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as Super 12 Version
5.0, Tri Nations 3.0, Limited Overs 7.2, and especially Golf Clubs
4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http:
I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't
forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as
designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that
will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT
install Mother in law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that
will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do
not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary,
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and
cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
2007-10-22 23:53:22 · 16 answers · asked by zorro 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats so clever I love it!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
any more??
Flic x x
2007-10-23 00:00:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just a guess: If 10 GB is an upgrade, the PC is old? If so when windows is loading, do you get "can't read filexx"? That means your cd is operating at a speed too slow. Replace the drive with a newer one. Also, make sure the PC is set with the CD first in the boot order, and the drive has the jumper set to master. When installing windows, reformat the drive to the NTFS file system.
2016-04-09 23:27:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Husband 1.0 is very good operating system. To enhance the quality of the programe, Please install Pregnancy 5.0 and Later childbirth 3.1 . You can see remarkable performance og Husband 1.0
Good Luck
2007-10-23 00:01:39 · answer #3 · answered by atom45 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-22 23:55:21 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...that's pretty funny!
i grafted boyfriend 5.0 and the husband 1.0...it worked out well.
2007-10-23 00:19:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LUVD IT!!!!11/10....
2007-10-23 01:03:19 · answer #6 · answered by Lamya 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
LOL
2007-10-23 02:20:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another oldie, but still a goodie :)
and so true :)
2007-10-23 00:05:23 · answer #8 · answered by Opalfire 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,
You deserve star 9.9!
2007-10-23 00:28:28 · answer #9 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Hope I can get a copy of the latest versions really soon! Thanks that was fun!
2007-10-22 23:58:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋