A major hurricane (Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit Essex in the early hours of Friday with its epicentre in Basildon.
Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "faaackinell".
The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage.
Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair.
Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed.
Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived.
Essex FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Basildon.
One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning."
2007-10-22 21:58:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-10-22 22:04:07 · answer #1 · answered by Tamara D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it was on Canvey Island but it may have been Maylandsea - there isn't much difference
2007-10-23 00:44:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good !! yet you forgot to show the mayors libary became into distroyed , ensuing in all ten books being lost !!! he had the main suitable hump, he had"nt finished colouring in 3 of them ??
2016-12-18 15:13:53 · answer #3 · answered by yasmin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1.lol
2007-10-22 22:03:00 · answer #4 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good... i like it.
2007-10-22 22:58:24 · answer #5 · answered by Xerces 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh??
2007-10-22 22:02:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one thanks
2007-10-22 22:16:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋