LITTLE BILLY ON...GETTING OLDER > Little Billy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar > after another. After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him > said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will > give you > acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." > Little Billy replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." > "Oh?" replied the man. "Did your grandfather eat six candy bars at a > time?" > "No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own f***ing business!"
2007-10-22 20:19:27 · 6 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dont report me its just a joke
2007-10-22 20:19:48 · update #1
that was a good joke. i liked it. star for you
2007-10-23 04:01:20 · answer #1 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good story. If Billy had been a little older he'd probably have gotten a knuckle sandwich for his wisdom.
2007-10-22 21:25:18 · answer #2 · answered by Warren D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too good gina!!!!
When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. As soon as were the papers delivered when a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.
Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big s h i t he always was
2007-10-22 20:27:06 · answer #3 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol why would anyone report you it's a great joke I loved it!! star for you!! thanks for the laugh
2007-10-22 20:30:28 · answer #4 · answered by Paris . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahh lol. :D good one. i love jokes. :) thankyou!! :))
2007-10-22 20:26:48 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a great one.....................................lol
2007-10-22 21:40:32 · answer #6 · answered by night_age_germany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋